FUNNY: ASK A NIGERIAN POLITICIAN WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT THIS HOT WEATHER CONDITION ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Journalist: what are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what  is the government doing about it:


RESPONSES:


*ROCHAS OKOROCHA*: ย this heat has gone beyond control. But as Owelle ndi Imo, I shall use my power to decongest Owerri because the population also contributes to the heat. Any attempt by anyone to stop me is an act of Iberiberism.ย 


*LAI MOHAMMED*: this is the result of PDPโ€™s misrule, they stole the ozone layer.


*FEMI ADESINA*: Mr. ย President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. CHANGE IS HERE, EMBRACE IT.


*AKINWUMI AMBODE*: We have signed a $10million deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline.


*IBE KACHUKWU*:  I assure you the heat will disappear by 2pm 29th May.

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*BUKOLA SARAKl*: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but i opposed him, out of my love for Nigeria and that is why they are witch-hunting me.


*GOODLUCK JONATHAN*: This heat was not this bad when I left office/power but Nigerians did not appreciate me.


*ADAMS OSHIMOLE*: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control Research.


*NASIR ELRUFAI*: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from the heat.


*RAUF AREGBESOLA*: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.


*ALIKO DANGOTE*: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory; by 2030 Australia will be buying fans from us.


*BEN MURRAY-BRUCE: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense.

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*NGOZI OKONJO-IWEALA*: Under the last administration there was no political will to address climatic change


*PRESIDENT BUHARI: ย From USA* … this ย heat is kwarupt because Nigeria is kwarupt and I will fight every form of kwaruption involved and responsible for this heat and every kwarupt heat will go to jail.

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